<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875</id><updated>2011-07-29T02:15:39.829-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Grammatical Incongruities</title><subtitle type='html'>Discussions of the intricacies and oddities of the English language</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875.post-7491154619188060783</id><published>2010-08-28T17:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-28T17:06:11.164-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A myriad of things make my head feel like exploding...</title><summary type='text'>...and the usage of the word "myriad" in the title of this blog post is one of them. This one is very simple. The word "myriad" is synonymous with "many." You wouldn't say "I have a many of hobbies," would you? No. You wouldn't. You would say "I have many hobbies." Likewise, you would say "There are myriad grammar errors perpetrated on mankind."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/7491154619188060783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3451477434113513875&amp;postID=7491154619188060783' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/7491154619188060783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/7491154619188060783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/2010/08/myriad-of-things-make-my-head-feel-like.html' title='A myriad of things make my head feel like exploding...'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875.post-5916740801037553478</id><published>2007-10-31T22:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-31T22:49:12.481-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny grammar Web site...</title><summary type='text'>Engrish.com</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/5916740801037553478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3451477434113513875&amp;postID=5916740801037553478' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/5916740801037553478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/5916740801037553478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/2007/10/funny-grammar-web-site.html' title='Funny grammar Web site...'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875.post-9090386046429397964</id><published>2007-08-19T12:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-01-05T12:18:00.538-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Blogs are a strange, but interesting, phenomena.</title><summary type='text'>As much as it pains me to use bad grammar, it helps me to make a point in an entertaining fashion. Well, maybe it's not really all that entertaining. Anyone who finds this grammar blog entertaining has a very sad excuse for a life and is very unattractive to the opposite sex...except maybe to other like-minded bores and nerds. I digress.A very common problem in the English language is the correct</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/9090386046429397964/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3451477434113513875&amp;postID=9090386046429397964' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/9090386046429397964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/9090386046429397964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/2007/08/blogs-are-strange-but-interesting.html' title='Blogs are a strange, but interesting, phenomena.'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875.post-371771439763066454</id><published>2007-07-02T13:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-02T14:27:26.862-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Irregardless of what you may have been told, this is a very exciting blog.</title><summary type='text'>Let me make this easy for you. There is no such word as irregardless. If you're speaking and are tempted to say irregardless, don't!Stop and think. In fact, the word you really want is actually easier to pronounce. You shouldn't even need to stop and think. It should just roll right off your tongue—and your very small brain. It's regardless. This is such a no-brainer that I'm having difficulty </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/371771439763066454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3451477434113513875&amp;postID=371771439763066454' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/371771439763066454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/371771439763066454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/2007/07/irregardless-of-what-you-may-have-been.html' title='Irregardless of what you may have been told, this is a very exciting blog.'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875.post-3973965522338139309</id><published>2007-06-19T10:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-02T14:28:00.027-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm going to lay down...the book.</title><summary type='text'>There are probably few aspects of the English language that cause more confusion than using lay, lie, and associated variations. Let's start off by discussing a necessary foundation.It's important to know what a transitive verb is if you want to master laying and lying. A transitive verb functions in concert with an object. For example, "I hit the ball." Ball receives the action of the verb hit. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/3973965522338139309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3451477434113513875&amp;postID=3973965522338139309' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/3973965522338139309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/3973965522338139309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/2007/06/im-going-to-lay-downthe-book.html' title='I&apos;m going to lay down...the book.'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875.post-5441528136064974479</id><published>2007-06-13T13:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-02T14:28:07.758-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A very unique blog.</title><summary type='text'>This blog is extremely unique. In fact, it's more unique than any other blog I've ever seen before. Well, that may be pushing it, but I just know that most blogs aren't all that unique. Write down what I did today, write down what I may do tomorrow, blah, blah, blah.And why am I writing this? Well, in part, to annoy Bob. Yesterday, I discovered that Bob's really into grammar, too. In fact he may </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/5441528136064974479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3451477434113513875&amp;postID=5441528136064974479' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/5441528136064974479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/5441528136064974479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/2007/06/very-unique-blog.html' title='A very unique blog.'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875.post-4648845168767714379</id><published>2007-06-08T13:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-02T14:28:16.733-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How to decipher if someone is hoity-toity.</title><summary type='text'>I'm not a very good judge of character. There's one surefire way, however, to determine if someone is hoity-toity.We all know that me is a pronoun used as an object. For example, "Would you like to come to lunch with me?" or "Please give me the book." Why, then, do people commonly use I as an object when, clearly, it functions as a subject? For example, "I sleep eight hours a night."Well, it's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/4648845168767714379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3451477434113513875&amp;postID=4648845168767714379' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/4648845168767714379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/4648845168767714379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/2007/06/how-to-decipher-if-someone-is-hoity.html' title='How to decipher if someone is hoity-toity.'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875.post-1284362524432430536</id><published>2007-06-07T10:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-02T14:28:32.083-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wait a minute.  This looks like rock and/or roll.</title><summary type='text'>You would think that before a company puts and ad in a magazine (read by millions) or on TV (read by millions) or on a billboard (read by tens of thousands), they would have someone with half a brain check it for spelling and grammar. Or what about the sign in front of your store?It seems like, every so often, you see a pretty obvious (to the grammatically initiated, anyway) error of some sort in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/1284362524432430536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3451477434113513875&amp;postID=1284362524432430536' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/1284362524432430536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/1284362524432430536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/2007/06/wait-minute-this-looks-like-rock-andor.html' title='Wait a minute.  This looks like rock and/or roll.'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875.post-3839200038330417211</id><published>2007-06-07T08:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-11T13:44:13.592-07:00</updated><title type='text'>They're waiting in their car over there.</title><summary type='text'>Did you notice that the title of this post has three words that sound exactly the same? Enter the homonyms they're, their, and there. These words are commonly mixed up or confused with one another, a typical struggle encountered when using homonyms.Very simple, really. Here's the scoop:1) they're is a contraction (i.e., two words scrunched together with some stuff missing in the middle) of they </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/3839200038330417211/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3451477434113513875&amp;postID=3839200038330417211' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/3839200038330417211'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/3839200038330417211'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/2007/06/theyre-waiting-in-their-car-over-there.html' title='They&apos;re waiting in their car over there.'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3451477434113513875.post-1036172106719869033</id><published>2007-06-06T08:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-11T13:44:29.326-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Frank is a honorable man.</title><summary type='text'>The intricacy I want to point out is when to use "a" versus when to use "an." There is a common misunderstanding that you use "an" before words that start with a vowel. The converse is that you use "a" before words that start with a consonant. Here's an example using that thinking:Frank is a honorable man.Here's another:At the funeral on Saturday, Tim gave an eulogy.Using "a" in front of words </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/feeds/1036172106719869033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3451477434113513875&amp;postID=1036172106719869033' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/1036172106719869033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3451477434113513875/posts/default/1036172106719869033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grammaticalincongruities.blogspot.com/2007/06/frank-is-honorable-man.html' title='Frank is a honorable man.'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06345224230392616406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='25' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/212/6998/1024/portrait-bits2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
